Friends, classmates, teachers lend me your ear. My views are simple, my mind is set. Be overloaded with joy for of the forthcoming of my party and I. Here and now is the time for conquest. Our system is a total piece of ship and we are sinking fast. Schools should be our main priority, for they are the future. Those preadult people you call teenagers WILL BE the ones taking care of u when u go into a nursing home, or when you get sick, or when you die. I will not always be the one standing up here, the generation that will take us too where we never thought possible. Weather that be space, into small shrinking machines, or into the sun for colonization. Let them have a chance to decide there fate. If they want to skip school every so often let them. They will have to suffer there own consequences. Show them how to learn on there own before you start teaching them. After all you are allot older than they. Even as the old proverb says with age comes knowledge. That quote is a blatant lie, think about it, old peoples old ideas, old things, old faces, old stuff, old everything. It is time for something new, something new for the benefit of all man/woman kind. Show them what they are going to need to know to run the world and make slaves of all of the animal kingdom, and not just what u want them to know, about the good old days that are past, and were not that good at all. There will come a day when one of those "teenagers" will be up here, and if you disregard us as you have in the past and currently in the present, those "teenagers" shall beat upon you and through little twigs and hay upon your house until it is burred. They shall go to your house and dig a big pit and then place your car in it. Or they will just go to your home and burn it down. And they won't be looking for our votes, they'll be wanting the votes of the new generation. That is why we are here, to get our country together. Let us burn a flag now and then, let us dig very elaborant bottomless pits, let us step on the strawberries head as we laugh at the bananas face, get out a little more, get in a lot less. And be everywhere all at the same time with the coming of the particle transporter. This machine will be very helpful, not only to make mutants to do our bidding to other worlds and galaxies, but as a cup holder, tray dispenser, and end table. That, my friends is what we stand for, and that my friends is what is and what will be. We are not alone, well maybe you are if you are in a very small dark room with no door, but give our future the voice. They do have rights, Our schools kill the future by boring the heck out of our high school and college students, let them rejoice about learning, even if the topics in which they learn are odd, crazed, and...well...odd. Make them interested, find what they like and drive it into them, not like a stake to the heart, "my apologies to all the vampires in the room". They need that "again, my deepest apologies". Teach them what they want to learn, weather it be ridiculous, who cares, i say if it feels good, do it. Thus vote for me, not those other wimpy parties candidates who put on fake fronts, pick their noses, and have little to no since of humor. I believe that in order to form a more perfect union, we shall list some views on how the student can be more active within there school: Schools should be set up kind of how our country is set up. An executive branch, being all the normal faculty, only limiting there power to little to nothing. A judicial branch being composed of me and my most humble of followers. And a legislative, being all students. This set up not only ensures the rights of students, yet it combines the efforts of both students and faculty in order to establish a more perfect system Another thing toward the younger generation. This hopefully will not make school easier. It should make it harder so that our country can become great. The students shall have to think once in a while to come up with some interesting things that no one has ever thought of before, weather that be an invention of an elonged football, a flying fork, or an automatic nothing doer. The well being of the country is rested on all your shoulders, If u want to go on with your boring lives, let everyone else do the thinking for you, never do anything to make a make world, and screw off, you'll be just digging a hole for the generations to come to fall into. Look at our past and tell me we're a nation of great people. Tell me George Washington makes a good example, a good idle, tell me. The man was a wako, he wore wigs, he dressed like a woman. Then look at Abraham Lincoln, the man with wooden teeth, yea good hygiene. I laugh at this mockery of a great nation. Look at the ancient Roman, i mean, jeash they had it all, if ever was there a utopia that was it. Now that is a society for the wanting. That is a society we need. Let us, the United States of America, the land of the free and the home of the brave be the first country to achieve the perfect society of people. Many of us have dreamed about this since the times of old. I thee head of the non-ethicalitorianism party, beseech you my friends, my companions, my friends aux fromage, my friends con casio, use your heads not any longer as rocks and paper weights, use them to think of the power, the glory, the money and nonsense, the total chaos. Our country today is in great turmoil from all viewpoints. Sure my views seem a little "un ethical" but who really gives two shakes of a cows tale. Think about it, lettuce establish random days of anarchy. Let the people go on a rampage, we need some good barbaric wars like in that excellent movie brave heart, where Mel Gibson played a strong leader named William Wallace. Any ways as this excellent movie goes on his love dies and he goes out and kills allot of bad guys. At the end he died. But that is the cool thing, he died, that means other people are beginning to be head of small militias to over through the central power. It's not good to be cooped up with all these rules. Our people don't follow them anyway. Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we will die. As Dave Mathews of The Dave Mathews Band proclaims. Another example of a good society is the Simpsons. One episode in particular comes to mind. I believe it was titled Whacking Day. During this holiday, people of Springfield would gather together in a large mob, take sticks, and beat the bagazies out of poor defenseless snakes. That is what we need to do. We need to root out all the people with there old ideas, put them on a big boat and wave them goodbye for a 3 hour cruise, in which they would get stuck on an deserted island. Amongst them would be a skipper and a first mate. Any ways that would be the first thing to go when upon I am elected. The weeding of society would begin. Otherwise this is pretty much straight forward. Vote for me, because I stand for you. After all the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. step in the right direction. vote for me. And as my personal saying, if you don't vote for me you can be-rated after-math for all I care. Well that is pretty much it, Thank you, thank all of you, without you i would have never won this award, I would like to thank my family, god, the people down the road, the people who beat me down when I was little, that little pink elephant that followed me home yesterday. And a special thanks to the writer of The Anarchists Cook Book 1=5, and the writer of The Commonest Manifesto. Well i hope all of you have a grand day as i hope i will, and as i hope my wife will, and I hope my friends Phil McCracken and Semore Butts will. It has been hard to stand up here and preach my ideas on a perfect world with all of those federal goons beyond you with big guns who look like they will kill me any moment. If I die before the election, may one of you rise up and take my place to depict the schools and everything eltz that is wrong with society. Thank you again ---blaa blaa blaa